(sung to the tune of the Twelve Days of Xmas – with apologies for lack of rhythm! <3)

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

200 thousand power wheelchairs

And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

300 CEO Salaries

200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes

300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!!

24 THOUSAND foreclosed homesĀ  / 300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

600 thousand kilowatts of solar energy

THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!!

24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes / 300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

70 million shares of walmart stock

600 thousand kilowatts of solar energy / THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!! / 24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes / 300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

80 private jets

70 million shares of walmart stock / 600 thousand kilowatts of solar energy / THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!! / 24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes / 300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

90 thousand high school teachers

80 private jets / 70 million shares of walmart stock / 600 thousand kilowatts of solar energy / THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!! / 24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes / 300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

1000 bonuses for Jamie Dimon

90 thousand high school teachers / 80 private jets / 70 million shares of walmart / 600 thousand kilowatts of solar energy / THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!! / 24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes / 300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

Birth control for 1.5 million women

1000 bonuses for Jamie Dimon / 90 thousand high school teachers / 80 private jets! / 70 million shares of walmart / 600 thousand kilowatts of solar energy / THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!! / 24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes / 300 CEO Salaries / 200 thousand power wheelchairs / And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

 

With 4 billion dollars, Chase could have bought instead:

16 elections

Birth control for 1.5 million women

1000 bonuses for Jamie Dimon

90 thousand high school teachers

80 private jets!

70 million shares of walmart

600 thousand kilowatts of solar energy

THIRTEEN DAYS OF WAR!!!!

24 THOUSAND foreclosed homes

300 CEO Salaries

200 thousand power wheelchairs

And 1 year of meals for 2 million kids

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